This is just something that has to be shared, these are the funniest conversations on the internet and I threw together a page to show them to you randomly. There are literally thousands of them and I won't promise that they are PG or even PG 13 but they are really funny either way.
The page is /internet_quotes.php (link no longer available) and it is set up to display a different random conversation each time you load the page, so it should keep you busy for a while.
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